Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age

He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18

by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019

co-cousin-uncle-in-law

The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Humphrey

A very dark white man

He’s an Uncle Humphrey

by Jadams772 November 1, 2025

Pull an uncle Peter

When you ejaculate into food and gain sexual gratification from doing so

Last night Alexanded said that he was going to pull an uncle peter

by Ass cracker 56 January 4, 2024

Uncle Ray’s Ways

Repetitive Boundary breaking.

Manipulative blame displacement.

Blatant disrespect.

Assumes everyone possesses his caliber of ignorance.

Xbestie: “Aww hell, Uncle Ray’s Ways be at it again!”

Sigma Bitch: “I’m above Uncle Ray’s Ways!”

by Sunshine4750 September 5, 2024

Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 7, 2024