Turtle

A word that can be substituted for any sexual term in which the genitals are stimulated. Most often used as a less vulgar word as oppsed to using the technical term of the sexual pleasure.

Make sweet sex to me, thanks. = "Turtle Me"
Yesterday I gave this hott guy a blow job = "Yesterday I turtled this hott guy"

by Shmooper February 7, 2009

Turtlebackery

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.

Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).

by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007

Turtleneckface

A person who is a pretentious douchebag, asshole, or dipshit. Just an ass type person.

Laura: Wow, my boyfriend is such a turtleneckface.
Michelle: Tell me about it. He has been trying to get in my pants all week!

by diddliebopper November 25, 2011

Turtle-Head

When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".

"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".

by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014

turtle

a fat boy named semaj

semaj you look like a fucking turtle

by big daddy k_15 May 15, 2019

Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

by turtle owner December 14, 2019

Tootally Turtle

originated form totally turtle.

Frank: That turtle was awesome.
Janice: Tootally Turtle!
Frank: Tootally!

by jesus28 January 3, 2007