Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.
Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.
by gangster definitons March 20, 2024
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Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner
by JerrySucksToes December 03, 2024
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Chez Max

Today i walked home all the way from Rialto
The monotony was calming
I tried to keep a rhythm
Had coffee Chez Max
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
by Krkič June 11, 2019
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max piasez

a GIRL *STOP CONFUSING THEM FOR A GUY THEIR TRANS* who fucking hates people and her sister
max piasez: im a girl what the hell mj
mj: i want to break your neck and throw you across the wall while repeatedly stepping on your face you dumb ass hoe.
max: oh uhh nevermind bro have a good one
by i fricked your mom November 08, 2022
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max Mckenzie

A person with another of cream, smeglet patient zero
max Mckenzie is a big ball of smeg

max is a smeglett
by 1234smeg4321 August 08, 2023
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Max moft

This is a guy that will always try to be around the coolest people and will leave if there are cooler people or things around
That guy just left us for them that guy is a max moft
by JamesSmith34 January 29, 2023
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Max Goldman

A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.

Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
by FROZI October 20, 2020
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