girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

Max

Loves eating men's cakes handmade in the gym. Loves caressing men's cakes with tenderness and juiciness. Particularly loves eating chocolate men's cake

Max looked at Mafarrel's cake with complete shock and astonishment. He began to approach him and started massaging his tender spongy cake.

by maxlovescake November 27, 2021

Max in australia

Very hot athletic and cute, wherever he goes women and men flock him. The one and only true definition of a homo

Wow I want to be like max in Australia to pull women and men

by Max in Australia April 14, 2022

max#6969

One who is addicted to VPS's

that max#6969 is addicted to that VPS!

by max boi November 5, 2020

Max Georgeson

big man

are you a max georgeson?
Yes, you are a big man

by pigfumpty June 9, 2022

Max

Max is an incredible, amazing, loyal, cute and hilarious young fellow. He always finds a way to make people laugh and everybody loves him. He usually gets misunderstood by a lot of people and walked all over on but that doesn't stop him from from being the incredible light that he is. He'll do ANYTHING to see somebody smile and I literally mean ANYTHING. He always puts others first but usually he doesn't have somebody like that in his life to look out for him. Max I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done for me. You're actually really cute! If you ever find this Max NEVER lose him you will regret it I promise you. Max only trusts a few people and hides his feelings behind his gorgeous smile. He is very protective of his friends and crush. ;) He loves hugs, holding hands under tables, nicknames, dogs, and making people happy. Never lose that Max of yours. I love you so much Max. You're an amazing (little bit more than) friend! ~Goldie ;)

me: where is max???
friend: OH there he is!!
me: YAYYYYYYYY *starts hyperventilating*

by Goldie ;) December 16, 2021

Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019