Acronym for "Suck My Dick" from Texas !!!
The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
by William Warney September 11, 2011
Get the smd from Texas mug.Junction, Texas is a small town with a small population of a little over 5,000. It is located in Kimble County in cental Texas. There are many events that take place in this small town. For example: Mr. and Mrs. Kimble County and a varite of hunting tournaments.
Junction, Texas is the most beautiful place to be in the summer. I love to go fishing on the Llano River!
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Circa 2018, the entirety of the state of Texas can only be described as a blue collar hell hole.
The recent exodus of working class individuals and families from other urban blighted parts of the U.S. has caused Texas, a normally middle of the road place to live, to become yet another dead end location for anyone hoping to become the best version of themself.
The slow early 21st century death of Texas can be largely attributed to, or was at least initiated by, oil rig workers and the oil industry.
Relocators be warned; the only thing you are going to do upon moving to Texas is become a morbidly obese, stupid, underachieving, and underpaid version of yourself.
By 2022, Texas' new state motto will be "The mediocrity State; excellence is impossible when you are 80% body fat."
By 2024, Texas will surpass Florida in being the trash can of the Southern United States.
The recent exodus of working class individuals and families from other urban blighted parts of the U.S. has caused Texas, a normally middle of the road place to live, to become yet another dead end location for anyone hoping to become the best version of themself.
The slow early 21st century death of Texas can be largely attributed to, or was at least initiated by, oil rig workers and the oil industry.
Relocators be warned; the only thing you are going to do upon moving to Texas is become a morbidly obese, stupid, underachieving, and underpaid version of yourself.
By 2022, Texas' new state motto will be "The mediocrity State; excellence is impossible when you are 80% body fat."
By 2024, Texas will surpass Florida in being the trash can of the Southern United States.
Person 1 in 2024: I'm thinking of moving to Texas. There's no state tax. I can make more money there.
Person 2 in 2024: There are also no labor laws. Ever been fired immediately after getting injured on the job? Employment is hard to find when you have a broken back and no right to legal representation. Stay where you are and get a second job.
Person 2 in 2024: There are also no labor laws. Ever been fired immediately after getting injured on the job? Employment is hard to find when you have a broken back and no right to legal representation. Stay where you are and get a second job.
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Get the texas round-about mug.Whilst the male proceeds to fuck a male/female in the dirty butt hole, preferably "doggy style", the giver quickly withdraws his "poop dick" then runs beside his receiver. Quickly and powerfully he proceeds to whip her/his back then quickly gets back inside before the other partner realizes what just happened.
Dirk: I was fornicating Gabe hard in the pooper last night when I went to preform the Texas Dirty Whip the fucker turned and i got him with a Mexican Cheese Saucer on accident.
John: Boss probably wasn't happy about that. At least he got his protein in for the day.
John: Boss probably wasn't happy about that. At least he got his protein in for the day.
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