Crab Daddy

The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.

That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.

by Apollyon83 October 13, 2023

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Dani the daddy

This guy is very gay. He watches furry hentei where theres only males. He also simps for gigachad and watches anomaly and papanomaly. and also he says ACTING LIKE AMOGUS, like so funnieh hahahahahahahaaahahfahfahah. he is also the worst bihvh on planet venus. he is also racist like he says that whiote is better than black, like such a boitchass. he also has a 1cm dik, he showed my in his camera. even maxim laughed hard even tho his penis only 1.00001cm long cuz the difference is gynormous. also he bought a 23403 dolarr course for programing just so he can create a command spawning 102980213091820 furrys in roblos. He also loves gaypop like he watches it everyday while watching hentia.com/free/noscam/free bobux. He also loves mamouna so much an wilnya is his wife. hes cheating on both of them with morganshtern, which is obviously way better than the girls. also when he says that hes gonna make a project, it means automatically that it will fail like all of his projects. but then even when they fail he makes 209398u0283409823094 more and goes so mad when we dont wanna play. like his booty is so small that kim karshidan roasted him on onlyfans. also half of reddit is roasting him so hard cuz they found out that hes a male but has no balls. which means that the reason behind all of this is because he has no balls to have a life. thank you for being here and reading this. also daddy trash.

Dongwan: haha u have 1 cm dik so bad haha
Dani the daddy: at least gigachad has a bigger one than shrek

by RainbowUnicornPiskaLegends July 12, 2022

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Puff daddy

A dumb bitch who buys tiers in cod so she can gamers to fuck her

Puff daddy you retard how’re you such a high level

by Lz8379 June 19, 2020

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Daddy Cat

A "daddy cat" is that big, rugged boy who's been around the block. You can spot them by their wise, sad eyes and maybe a few battle scars. With their chubby cheeks and expressive, weathered eyes that seem to hold a lifetime of experiences, they exude a unique handsomeness that can sometimes give the impression of being a bit grumpy. Despite the tough exterior, these guys are real softies inside – like big sweet babies who think they're the boss. These big boys get along great with other cats and give off protective vibes over their cat family.

Look at that big daddy cat. He is all cheek.

by StrongHeartsCatRescue August 30, 2023

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