After the Buffet concert, Tammy and I went back to the motel where we took turns giving the rusty parrot.
by LobsterSausage May 22, 2018
by Rhambo March 16, 2012
by Lil Grindr March 08, 2018
When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.
Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.
by Dank devil dick September 13, 2017
Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps
by shithead cameron May 16, 2014
A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet
“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
by amunit July 08, 2022
The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded
by Concerned Jeremy June 02, 2024