Rusty Slide Whistle

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019

Rusty Dougie

Ben Howard

Rusty Dougie...
Ben Howard said his Dougie is rusty.

by KnightRockerX October 16, 2020

rusty socket

Simple a vagina that has not seen active service in a long time

Rumour has it that she has a rusty socket

by Manuals and Spaniels August 27, 2017

Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024

Rusty Butler

V. The act of performing coitus with an individual wearing a penguin suit in an ambulance.

I received a rusty butler the other day.

My girlfriend and I tried a rusty butler last weekend and now I'm never going back.

by SurferDuck December 22, 2019

Rusty Cutlass

A sexual position; The position entails for the man to begin with anal sex until just before climax pulls out of his partner and smacks them across the face with their phallus with a loud "Yar!", "Avast ye landlubber" etc.

"I totally gave Sarah a Rusty Cutlass last night"

by Captain_Cockstrong July 17, 2021

Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area

Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown

by Baby giant June 22, 2023