Ringing query

When you can only think about perfect stimulants because you had been on a marathon filled with drugs and overinflated genitals in porn. Being trapped in a fake-hype.

- can you focus a bit more?
- ringing query!!!

by mefistofelesiskis February 2, 2022

oh-ring

A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.

Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.

by QuacksO July 26, 2023

purple ring

when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple

damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants

by fuckmyswagass May 16, 2023

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up

Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!

by KynanT January 28, 2019

onion rings

Pit stains, the sweaty stains that occur in the armpits when one is sweating...

Guy 1: bruh you nervous?
Guy 2: yeah man, how could you tell?
Guy 1: you got mad onion rings bro
Guy 2: oh shit

by ernesto_yankees April 1, 2020

Ring The Gong

It is about to go down? Then it’s time to ring the gong. It is an expression that completely captures the essence of intensity and adrenaline.

Ricky: Bill we saw your girlfriend Lucy flirting with some Italian guy at the bar

Bill: What’s the address

Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!

by Meditation Papi February 27, 2022