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Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013
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2nd hill

Virginity. Super Smash Bros. Social ineptitude. These are some of the words that define 2nd Hill culture. The school knew what it was doing by making hill the only boys’ dorm connected to the girls’.
You live you 2nd Hill? How’s your Yoshi?
by Inimeg1035 February 14, 2022
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Hill Sister

A grown woman who is consistently competing against her own sister. Hill is taken from the old game king of the hill where only one player remains ontop of the hill and is crowned. They may also compete against other women or people too. They can be jealous , envoius or wanting what they feel they do not have. They start out seeking parents attention and affection when they were young . When they become older they add more to the mix. They practice the forbidden subtle art of one upmaship.

Sister Y just bought a house with her boyfriend of 10 years. Now single sister Z suddenly gets a boyfriend and moves into his new home. Sister Y gets married and so does sibling Z.

Sister Y made a scarf and Sister Z buys handmade item and shows it off.

Some do come off their hills.
Random guy - You know ya married a hill sister.
by Justanother definition August 18, 2024
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Ej Hill

Ej Hill- Short like very short, super smart and when you get to know him he's actually very nice and caring, and he's also a fab brother ngl. He has very good basketball handles and can shoot deep 3's, he's also the CEO of wearing blue. But he does lie saying he has a gf when he actually doesn't because his friend told him to but other than that he's super chill and very hottt like very, very hot and short :0
Ej Hill likes to mess with my mind and very short.
by Raysgf November 23, 2021
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