Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl April 13, 2011

DS OG ALL

Shoes that you are buying from a reseller that are new, come with everything from purchase (receipt, box, sticker, extra laces) etc.

u get those shoes ds og all?

by saij May 24, 2022

next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 14, 2007

all air, no gravy

repeated flatulence without defecation

A:<fart>

B:"mate you need the toilet now!"

A:"i think you're right"

B:<comes back> "False alarm, it was all air, no gravy"

by JEC84 August 26, 2009

Dot all the Umlauts

The German version of "Dot all the I's and cross all the T's." To make sure something is done in the proper manner, without even a minor or technical error.

During John Demjanjuk's trial for his infamous WWII-era war crimes, the prosecuting attorney had to make sure to dot all the umlauts in every motion he made before the court.

Umlaut

by The Fourth Man in the Tub May 13, 2011

all time low

The most amazing band. When they perform with Good Charlotte it takes things to the next level. You wont find anything like them and their music kicks ass.

1 person: What kind of music do you like?
2 person: All Time Low

Boy: Besides Good Charlotte, who is you second all time favorite?
Girl: All Time Low

by bleedingmyheartout June 25, 2010

Jack Of All Trades

A person who appears to be very skilled at everything that he/she attempts.

"John, The Jack Of All Trades, Just Aced All Of His Exams, And Took Our School To The State Finals"

by Soldier 91 January 28, 2005