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how to kill your legs

how to kill your legs is by lifting a real heavy box
by shelden January 21, 2010
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CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY, HENCE YOU CAN'T EAT.
WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."

WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."
by SENRYAN July 24, 2009
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three legged spot n' squat

A sex move where a woman (or man if thats what floats your boat)is in the process of doing squats at the gym and she realizes that she needs a spotter; thats where the man comes in. The man is sitting nude, fully erect on a three legged stool under the woman. Holding the womans ta ta's for support, the man gets ready to enter. When the woman comes down with her squat, the man penetrates, trying not to fall over on account of the three legged stool being wobbly.

The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.

"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.
FREDRICO: "Dude! I three legged spot n' squated this chick at the gym last night!!"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"
by Peeyimp January 6, 2008
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Dark Brown Barbie leg

a relatively large blunt, the size and color of a dark barbie leg.
"i just smoked a Dark Brown Barbie leg"
by asjdkfhhf August 14, 2008
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Pull all the legs off the spider

Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.
Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010
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National rub a girls leg month

National rub a girls leg month
National rub a girls leg month, you have to rub a girls leg unexpectedly in the month of October
by Kathlyn October 11, 2019
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give me a leg up

Can you give me a leg up before she arrives, I don't want to be caught with my pants down
by Devin 888 September 28, 2017
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