Some hooby dooby motherfucker who looks exactly like the nerd emoji and is most likely skinnier than someone dying of hunger
by bmards May 8, 2024
Get the Justinmug. a mean person that always yells at you. never thinks that they are wrong at all. even when they are wrong and they know they some how turn the tables and pin it on you.
by hoelife October 17, 2019
Get the justin tolbertmug. Person 1: My friend here Justin, he's already taken. And he's cracked at Fortnite, my guy. UhhOhhUhh
by Cicada18 January 2, 2021
Get the Justinmug. The art of breaking up with your girlfriend going for another girl failing at that relationship going for your old girlfriend and then failing at that one as well
by Anonymous121712170106 June 11, 2019
Get the Justiningmug. Justin is the sweatiest guy you'll ever meet. He's always overheating, kind of an asshole, and never fails to be a fair weather friend, no matter how much you need him. He likes to make bad dad jokes and bad life decisions, but never fails to laugh at his own jokes. His life is a dark comedy, but like a low budget one. Justin gets angry when he's hungry, when he walks up stairs his ankles make clicking sounds, and his only talent is that his penis floats in the bathtub. He's surely the least beautiful person inside and out. He cares a lot about every animal in his life, which makes him a wonderful cat janitor.
Justin is facetious enough to plagiarize the most popular Justin definition and turn every compliment into a ridiculously false insult. I love Justin and his floating penis.
by justintin November 22, 2021
Get the Justinmug. Very hot person justin Talcott loves people and wants everyone to like him and then he thought oh wait they already do.Justin Talcott is hot sexy and gets every girl he is a lady's man.
by Eva Lehane November 28, 2016
Get the justin talcottmug. 