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January 7th

You: *kisses ex*
Ex: EW WHY DID YOU KISS ME?
You: Because it’s January 7th
Ex: ohhhh
by Bigmommymilker January 7, 2022
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January 14

Tell you bf/boy bsf you love him and give him a long hug🤍❤️ 🔥
Girl:hi!🤍

Boy:hi!

Girl:ily! *gives long hug*

Boy: what was that for?-

Girl:for our awesome relationship and besides it’s January 14th!

Boy:oh- nice?😂
by Abbythatsunflowergirl January 8, 2022
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January 17th

January 17th is national cat day. You cuddle your cat(s) and spend the day with them, Cat owned or not you can draw cats instead. <Cat3
Its january 17th
by Cannibalistic ^_~ February 10, 2022
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January 14

Gf: can I get your hoodie it's January 14!

Bf: oh yeah here *gives*
by .iheartk February 11, 2022
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January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.
Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!
by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022
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January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3
A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗
by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022
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January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever
Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day
by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022
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