dirty jackson

the act of eating a dog with a fork that you pulled out of you ass

jack did a dirty jackson when he got home from bullying people on the bus

by jackisextraasian September 26, 2023

Jackson Faber

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Jackson Faber us so hot and sexy and i wanna suck is massive cock while he shoots an 1911 into the air

by StevenJobs420 July 10, 2023

Percy Jackson

The best book series ever! If you didn't like it after reading the whole series(and the spinoffs) i say, GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE! The movies sucked tho and to those who liked the movies better than the books i also say, GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE

Person 1: Percy Jackson is so good, I just started reading it and I see why you love it so much
Me: I told you that you should read it, but if you watch the movies, I warned you

by Quinni<3 July 13, 2023

Solid, Jackson!

A phrase used by be-bop jazz musicians in the 40's and 50's to compliment another's solo performance.

Your choruses on 'Yardbird Suite' were solid, Jackson!

by Bebop fan July 27, 2023

Jackson

Wow. Not only does he fuck any bitch he wants. But he’s also athletic and extremely charming. Jackson tends to be extremely good at videogames, but even better at sex. As a matter of fact a girls orgasm with Jackson is so good it is called a jacksgasm.

Person 1 -“Wow what’s the charming guys name?”
Person 2 - “Jackson”
Person 1 - Instantly orgasms

by Datboidaboi November 22, 2021

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

jackson lowery

Jackson lowery is a man with such power it over throws that of gods. A jackson lowery is a legend among men, a mountain among hills, a daimond among coal. The jackson lowery is the same animal but a different beast apart from man. A jackson lowery is a powerful being and master of all.

I got beat up by a jackson lowery and told him sorry.. as i should.

by Level150Giga April 9, 2024