Hot Pocket

give the girl laxatives then have anal sex

i wanted some extra lube for anal sex so i gave her a hot pocket

by frolll May 21, 2009

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

by Donburey November 4, 2008

Hot Pocket

A frozen meal that is frequently used for sexual pleasure by the webmaster of UndergroundHipHop.Com, Quest.

You can tell when Quest is 'having' his hot pockets because the server goes down - he can't have is microwave and his computer on at the same time.

by Jiang December 16, 2003

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her

Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket

by Bigdaddy69420694206942069420 May 13, 2019

Pocket Check

A term used in Las Vegas(mostly by teenagers). Means asking people if they have money to "borrow" which usually is never returned.

Quit pocket checking everyone!! ain't nobody gonna give you money.

by Jesssooo14 August 30, 2009

Alabama Hot Pocket

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.

by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.

"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."

by Dmitri B December 3, 2006