Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.
by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023
Get the human furnituremug. When having intercourse with a African American woman, you ejaculate between her butt cheeks, you then proceed to smush her cheeks together, thus creating the Oreo
I can’t wait to see Jamal later. He’s gonna turn me into a human Oreo after we fight over the EBT card
by Mrente1997 June 1, 2019
Get the Human oreomug. One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.
by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017
Get the mainstream humanmug. The city of Toledo, Ohio.
Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!
by Unholywaffle666 January 11, 2020
Get the Ohio Human Exchangemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.mug. Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.
by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020
Get the Human Nestmug. by Alofi February 25, 2022
Get the human fountainmug.