Skip to main content

hoe surfing 

A name defining the action of a man or men looking for a woman or women of questionable character in an otherwise questionable part of town. The act can easily be spotted by the manner in which it is done. Cat calling, cruising real slow repeatedly through the same area,or hanging out in shady locations for long durations of time are good signs.
That thirsty punk has passed by here six times in the last fifteen minutes in his hooptie ride and he keeps stopping to talk to me like he's hot shit. That asshole is hoe surfing in the wrong hood.
hoe surfing by BigFace Vinny April 2, 2011
Related Words
hoe hoebag Hoes Mad hoe cake hoedown hoemance hoey hoeing hoe ass niggas hoed

hoe someone out 

To verbally abuse, ridicule, or yell at someone, usually in a public setting and in a righteous manner.
Man, she hoe'd her out last night when she caught her foolin' with her man.
I hope she don't hoe someone out when she finds out her car's been towed.
hoe someone out by Gigi3712 November 5, 2013

Hoe code 

like the opposite of bro code, code on how to treat girls with the respect and dignity they deserve
don’t cheat on her bro that’s breaking hoe code
Hoe code by powerrranger August 19, 2019

hoe life 

a life where it ain’t low
girl1: lily and millie are living the best hoe life

girl2: i know i’m actually jelous
hoe life by bejxjdbdhi October 9, 2019

hoe-cake, murder. 

horrifically misspelled way of saying okay, mother.
hoe-cake, murder, i will take the basket to grandmother's house.
hoe-cake, murder. by khoury October 19, 2003

hoe-ti-fied

The word hoe-ti-fied means that a man has behaved in a scary, feminine, on unmanly manner.

To employ feminine behavior.

To adopt feminine ways.

To become Shook.
C wanted to have sex with Mike, but he was acting so hoe-ti-fied that she just freaked me instead. =D

Jim talked tough in the bar, but once we stepped outside, he began to act hoe-ti-fied.
hoe-ti-fied by Shice April 27, 2009