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I have Shabnam

An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.
oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital
by thecharacterwannie April 13, 2023
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Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants
Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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