Hand job

The act of giving gratification to another person.
"butters getz all teh handjobz (Hand Job) in the Z31 cumminty, i wants sume" Quoted from Z31 performance.com.
by Racinjitter August 13, 2009
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Hand Grenade

A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.

Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.

The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.

Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.
This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.
by BreakdownV1 February 24, 2006
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left handed

When a persons got sinister(which is actually latin for left handed)motives, or is about to double crossyou.
I got a feelin that theres some left handed shit goin down here...
by the-game155 November 21, 2007
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hand cannon

the male reproductive organ that shoots out semen at orgasm (similar to a cannon) and can be "fired" using one's hand.
i couldn't get any pussy so i fired off my hand cannon during a great porno.
by jason haha woot September 17, 2006
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Cold hand

To be wanked off by a corpse
In 1972, Gary Glitter (real name Paul Gadd) was rumoured to have been cold handed by his Great Aunt at her open casket funeral, in full view of the congregation.
by Cold Hand Luke December 07, 2008
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Nice hands

Having no attractive qualities, ugly
You should go out with her, she has nice hands.
by Thetruthistold February 26, 2012
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Hover Hand

When a dude awkwardly has him arm around a girl, but doesn’t actually process to make contact on her body. Uncomfortably, hovers his hand over her shoulder region.
“Man, Connor is such a awkward shit. Look at his hover hand on Abby!”
by Sir James Masucci May 13, 2019
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