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Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.
Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(
by happyanus July 9, 2018
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An extremely strange human being

One who is different from others, and is found quite strange. An extremely strange human being is sometimes called a raven.
Look at that Raven over there, they seem to be picking their nose, they are an extremely strange human being
by popcornidiot May 10, 2021
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Humans

Humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet -Agent Smith
Humans are stoopid
by ok sure. February 24, 2022
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Artificial Human Scum

Artificial Human Scum aka Artificial Human Spam (AHS) for short or a proposed classification for the billions of those who have had their brains taken over by a god-awful machine.
In the obesity and etiquette stakes, AHS, for their Eurotrash ways, can be identified by a middle-class non-AHS coming a mile away.
You can't put a floor on Artificial Human Scum behaviour, Jonathan. They're programmed to stoop to new lows.
by Forensic Top Ice September 19, 2021
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human

two legged creature with a love of glowy things
here we have a human in its natural habitat, staring at a rectangular glowing thing, otherwise referred to as a ‘television’
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human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone
“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”
by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018
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humanity

just a ton of dickhead and asshols that live and breath.
humanity is fucked up.
by scanner_ May 7, 2022
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