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Golden hole

When a woman pees on a declining surface/hill/terrain/etc and the pee waterfalls into/ over her butthole.
Laura squatted over a steep riverbank holding a tree trunk while relieving herself. The urine sloshed through/over her butthole creating a brilliant GOLDEN HOLE for everyone by the Hillsborough river you see.
by Golden hole June 10, 2022
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Golden

Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.

Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.

He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
Golden is not heartless, just misunderstood.
by punny jokes April 17, 2021
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Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.
"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"
by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010
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Golden Jubilpee

A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.
On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!
by anonymous January 5, 2022
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Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.
Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.
by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011
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Golden Antenna

When a group of friends backpacking in Europe stay in a hostel & discover kinky euro porn on the tv. But the reception goes in & out, so someone volunteers to hold the antenna to get optimal clarity on screen. This brave manouever -and the hero himself - are known as the Golden Antenna.
dude that was some fluffy french muff in that porno last night. if it wasn't for the Golden Antenna, we wouldnt have seen that chick go crazy eagle on that basketball team
by martys words August 22, 2011
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Golden ass

Someone who is unable to shit outside in public areas but only at home or at places that are extremely clean and hygienic.

Used to describe a person with the fear of having to shit in outside of home.
Judith: Oh crap, i really need to take a shit right now but i can’t
Aidan: Why not? There’s a toilet right there fam.
Judith: Nah bruv, i’ve got golden ass.
Aidan: The fuck?

“Damn this girl is holding in her shit since morning cause she’s got a golden ass”

“Yo how long more till school ends? I’ve been holding my shit in for hours cause i’ve got golden ass”
by The Golden Asshole July 11, 2024
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