blank fuck

Not giving the slightest care about something, an absolute and resolute mode of lack of interest about a subject or event; lack of interest of the first degree in cases where it cannot be over emphasized.

Jim: Mary is having a house party and we are all invited.

Mark: I dont give a blank fuck about her party - two blank fucks even!

by Autch-Money January 5, 2010

Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).

Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"

by Belly22 January 5, 2013

fucking with cobras

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks

Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

Fuck stingrays

Related to the incident of Steve irwin dying

Did you know how Steve Irwin died? Yes man, fuck stingrays

by Xshawkatt September 9, 2018

Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.

I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.

by wyldwillie September 4, 2013

Destination Fucked

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.

One way ticket to destination fucked

by Siraco November 29, 2018

Cursor Fuck

When viewing a facebook photo with snatch on display, take your cursor and scroll over the snatch. If facebook tag name appears when doin so, the said person has therefore been cursor fucked.

Georges girlfriend loves to be cursor fucked.

by TheCursorFucker3000 January 1, 2010