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Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera
"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"
by Acedelgado July 5, 2012
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PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023
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No faking

zay: this groupchat dry asl
dee: no faking
by lowwkeedee June 30, 2024
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Fake Concern

A person who pretends to care about issues or the "current thing" that doesn't even concern them. They go on the internet to post claiming to "support" the "current thing" and then argue with strangers about it.
by obsoletebill February 10, 2023
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Action Faking

The practice of confusing being 'busy' with making actual progress towards an intended goal and often involves a lot of over-analysing and planning, but very little meaningful action. It is making oneself busy without being productive amounting to a self-deceiving form of procrastination
I have to stop action faking. I just bought a gym membership and all kinds of new workout clothes and all I do is post pictures of me in the gym on Instagram and barely do any exercise.
by Florida Populist April 13, 2024
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Attention-Faking

When someone outedly decides to fake a tragic event or intense situation, to draw attention to themselves.

e.g. a content creator fakes his death, then posts his video (desperate for views) and everyone automatically clicks, because they thought he was dead.
Jeff: DUDE! RonaldMinecraft posted a new video, I thought he was dead?

Mike: Yeah, he was attention-faking.
by BG Hydra October 1, 2025
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fake friends

fake friends are people that are only there for u when they need something, and only text you when they can’t get any other people to text them, if anybody starts a rumor about you, they will not only believe it..... but spread it, at a moments notice they would turn on you when they get the chance, they don’t tell you there secrets, but expect to know yours, they don’t keep there secrets and don’t care about u
by hahajjzywiwy72827 May 8, 2019
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