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douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds
Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!
by bobthemanlyturd101 October 7, 2013
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best friend

When your best friends parents think that your best friend is talking about you whenever they say"my friend"
Kelly:Mom, I'm going to the mall with my best friend okay? Kelly's mom:WHO? JEMIE?
by loveejemie November 25, 2011
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pencil friend

someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class
person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"

roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."

person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."
by joanie30 November 15, 2011
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Friending Rampage

A term for friending anyone and anything on Facebook. Usually these rampages occur when drunk or high and home alone. It also helps if the one being friended has a hot profile picture.
Gary: "Dude when did you get so many facebook friends?"
Me: "I had a Friending Rampage after one too many beers last night."
by Jemaine924 August 29, 2011
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L Friend

When a person close to you does something that hurts you, something a true friend would never do to you
by CHS2K May 6, 2022
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Fruity Friend

A friend that is fruit that looks interestingly friendly.
I love my fruity friend so much! BFFs forever!
by ladyfzesimp February 26, 2022
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friend with benefits

a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.
My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.
by je suis, tu n'est pas August 9, 2003
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