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Emily

Emily is the type of person who never allows others to curse, even though it’s her favorite sport. If you curse in front of her she will bitch slap you like she’s Will Smith. She thinks she is always right and she’s the best, when in reality that’s just what her mommy tells her. WARNING ⚠️ if you ever befriend an Emily, all your friends will drop you like a hot potato. Emily’s are the most moody people to exist. When you want to hang out with other people she will say “it’s not my fault my grandma died.” (Even though her grandma is fine and dandy. Over all, avoid all Emily’s, especially when their name is Emily G Suttmeier. If you don't compete or stop running, she calls you out of shape, unathletic, pathetic, and weak. When in reality emily is always shitty at all sports. NEVER EVER BEFRIEND ONE OF THESE BEASTS.
Emily: I can’t go to get lunch with you guys, I have to go home and sleep
Other friends: we can just go together
Emily: you guys fucking suck
5 MINUTES LATER
Emily: can you crack my back besties?
by Emily’s ex friend May 23, 2022
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Emilie

A very talented girl who wishes to accomplish her dreams.

An Emilie is tall, has dirty brown hair and brown eyes. She can be shy but quite loud when with her friends. Extremely loyal, pretty and funny.
Girl 1: Do you want to hangout with anyone tonight?
Girl 2: How about Emilie?
Girl 1: Omg yes!
by a24ajd September 8, 2019
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emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)
by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025
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sup world im emily

by Stop poping out January 4, 2017
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Emily

Person: Man, I want an Emily for myself.
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Emily C.

Emily C. is an amazing and beautiful person. She is so sweet and kind and intelligent, and has beautifully coloured hair. She’s doesn’t realise how much people actually like her, and who has a crush on her wink* wink*
Person 1: Oh hey, who’s that girl sat over there, she seems nice
Person 2: Oh yeah she is, that’s Emily C.
by AnAveragePerson1625 November 25, 2021
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EMILY

IT IS THE YOUNGER VERSION OF OUR MOST BELOVED "KAREN"
EMILY: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG! I COME TO GET COFFEE HERE EVERY DAY! I NEED A NEW ONE, MY MONEY BACK, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GOING TO BE TWEETING ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!

EMPLOYEE: OKAY MISS THAT'S FINE.

*SHE LEAVE*

EMPLOYEE: WHAT A FUCKING EMILY.
by JMART.ZZ November 20, 2020
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