Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…

Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!

by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022

dicks and sticks

used to refer to something that's not really worth much and therefore not worth discussing

Dude you guys are arguing over 5 cents on Venmo, it's dicks and sticks, relax.

by RHeinz March 7, 2022

Dick Cheney

-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb.

-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.

- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.

-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.

-Former CEO of Haliburton.

They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...

by TBnJ04 August 5, 2004

Dick Cheney

He is Emperor palpatine. The man who bosses around Darth vader (see George W. Bush)

DickCheney's alias is Emperor Palpatine, and George Bush's alias is Darth vader.

by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004

Dick Measuring

When to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.

Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!

by jlong17543 August 2, 2009

fish dick

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.

That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.

by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

Taehyung's dick

Taehyung's dick refers to something too big to be defined.

I heard Suzy got a taste of half of Taehyung's dick.. her mouth is a bit big though.

by hey bitches it's me April 13, 2017