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Cracker

Used to define a white name that has an odor problem, blonde hair, buys button up shirts at express, and is into watches. Likes to keep his hands clean but his mind dirty. Usually their first name starts with the letter C, J or A. Last name very common as well... No more than 6 letters, start with W or S.
I saw a cracker on the subway today, he used an entire bottle or hand sanitizer before we got to the next stop!
by Puddnn March 24, 2022
mugGet the Crackermug.

crackeritis

Crackeritis is a thing or "condition" that is used to describe people who are mixed with white and something else and tend to appear light skinned/pale.
person one: dude are u white?

person two: nah man, just got crackeritis.
by HomoForMyHusband May 11, 2022
mugGet the crackeritismug.

Jack Crackered

Rhyming slang for knackered, meaning tired. Pronounced Crack-ed
by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025
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Cracker

A cracker is a word used to define white people, however it is not a racial slur by any-means. In fact, "cracker" has the same effect as if calling a rat, not necessarily a bad word, but it contain a negative/joking conetenation.
Why are all these crackers staring me down?
by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022
mugGet the Crackermug.

Gram Cracker

Yes, She is my gram cracker.
by Christopher Ferry May 12, 2019
mugGet the Gram Crackermug.

cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.
Bro look at them cheese and crackers!
by TRK_01 October 30, 2021
mugGet the cheese and crackersmug.

Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
mugGet the Crackermug.

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