Used to define a white name that has an odor problem, blonde hair, buys button up shirts at express, and is into watches. Likes to keep his hands clean but his mind dirty. Usually their first name starts with the letter C, J or A. Last name very common as well... No more than 6 letters, start with W or S.
I saw a cracker on the subway today, he used an entire bottle or hand sanitizer before we got to the next stop!
by Puddnn March 24, 2022

Crackeritis is a thing or "condition" that is used to describe people who are mixed with white and something else and tend to appear light skinned/pale.
by HomoForMyHusband May 11, 2022

by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025

A cracker is a word used to define white people, however it is not a racial slur by any-means. In fact, "cracker" has the same effect as if calling a rat, not necessarily a bad word, but it contain a negative/joking conetenation.
by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022

by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
