Candy Cartel

The largest organisation giving people what they need!

“Damn, the Candy Cartel are active and giving people what they need”

by daviddoner May 3, 2020

push candy

Adjective. A very difficult three pointer.

The fans cheered when the player made the push candy.

by Coach98765 March 10, 2016

Candy

Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.

Naive Person: Are you going to use toothpaste or candy tonight?
You: What the FUCK?

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candy Girl

Who is Candy girl? Candy girl is a gaming, pink, animal lover (most cats) Candy girl is on YouTube, Tiktok and Instagram! You loves and appreciates all her fans/supporters

Person 1:Do you know who Candy girl is?

Person 2:OMG YES SHE IS MY IDOL!

Person 1:SHES MY IDOL TO!

by Leahashefanedits123 March 31, 2022

Devils Candy

B707 Xanax, or typically known as smurfs or bars. They have been known to be the lest pressed Xanax pill, and you will typically see a lot of people who have them (such as criminals, mob gangsters etc.) will post and brag about them hence their rarity.

Typical Advertisement
😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck

Typical Sentence

Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?

- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!

Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?

- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.

by freeJAMESY April 1, 2021