Finger biscuit

The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.
That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww
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smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”
Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
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semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.
I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
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Biscuit

A person who is in the bottom sets & classes at school and is of low academic capability
Steve is a right biscuit
Dave's all the way down in biscuit set, poor soul
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Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.
Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith
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biscuit

A food that tastes good
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
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