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Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
mugGet the Monkey Barmug.

mwah no bars

When you have nothing else to say
Ion even say bye no more I be like “mwah no bars” -JT
by Urmainbae February 11, 2024
mugGet the mwah no barsmug.

scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .
"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"
by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017
mugGet the scottish arm barmug.

Sports Bar

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!
by LicorShot January 3, 2014
mugGet the Sports Barmug.

Barring them from entry

Yeah totally. That would be bad because the if they create A.I. they won't get credit and/or paid for it and then they'll murder kids.
Hym "Yeah, totally. If you're barring them from entry in one aspect of life then what happens when the line moves? That's like my whole reason for why WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME IS WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2024
mugGet the Barring them from entrymug.

Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016
mugGet the Strimming the mars bar.mug.

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