she blocked me :'(

The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.

Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.

by Mr Brucey February 14, 2019

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Kaddish block-up

When multiple people walk into prayers during Kaddish, and they have to stand straight in front of the door. Causing the door be blocked until Kaddish is over.

I walked into prayers during Kaddish and immediately stood straight. Within a few seconds I was joined by multiple other people, causing a massive Kaddish block-up.

by Your Ugly Face February 21, 2013

accidental videochat block

This occurs when someone on your buddy list, who used to be a friend, was never deleted from the list. You mean to click the video chat icon next to your friend's name, but accidentally click the used-to-be friend's name. You immediately cancel the invitation and block the person, to prevent the incident from re-occurring.

Alexa: Shit! I just accidentally invited Kyle to a video chat and then canceled it immediately. Now I have to block him so that never happens again!

Jacob: Haha I just got the accidental videochat block from John. I havent talked to him in months and he invited me to a video chat, canceled a second later, and then blocked me.

by jacoboellobo June 28, 2009

She blocked you

She’s sick And tired of your crap and wants you to leave her tf alone bye

Dude, she blocked you, good luck

by Hey broski December 19, 2018

Sodding From the Block

An expression that essential means, get fucked

Steve:"You lucky little muppet!"
Mike:"Yeah mate, sodding from the block"

by hatchflash March 11, 2022

urban dic blocked

When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.

Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!

*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!

by grabthehoopka August 2, 2016