Machine Gun Asshole

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
by Swift67 October 14, 2021
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Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
by I hate In-n-Out April 02, 2022
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Snow asshole

When you get attacked 3 or more times, by the same player, in Warzone on TopWar
This dude hit me 3 times in Warzone! He is a snow asshole!
by Midget_Kinks March 11, 2021
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Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.
The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by October 19, 2023
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Monkey Assholes

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes
by x11198109v0 November 21, 2022
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classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"
by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
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Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.
Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?
by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023
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