Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019

Asshole

someone who goes out of their way to make someone’s day bad by doing something cruel

person: hey did you see that asshole spill someones drink on purpose?

asshole: yeah that was me

by katana blade celing fan May 27, 2023

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

Asshole

Someone that is very annoying and stupid

Enlil is an asshole

by rezuloth May 21, 2022

urban dictionary basketball asshole

I shoved a refrigerator up my ass

Urban dictionary basketball asshole

by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024

cashew asshole

Similar to kitchen asshole.

You know what you did.

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.

by Factotem1 August 31, 2017

Asshole

If you dislike my definitions you are such a fucking asshole

you asshole

by fc2078 January 14, 2021