Friends with Ellis

Being in the Swinger Lifestyle, Swingers

Couple 1: Are you Friends with Ellis?
Couple 2: Who is Ellis?
Couple 1: Just someone we met recently. Thought you might know them.

Couple 1: Are you Friends with Ellis?
Couple 3: Absolutely, we've been friends for years!
Couple 1: Sweet! All our other friends are vanilla. What's your favorite club?

by Owl_Lady November 16, 2018

Friend surfing

Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.

Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...

Friend surfing!!

by Lex Sleuthor July 12, 2009

Fake Friend

Someone who talks shit behind your back while you aren't friends and then acts like nothing happened when you are friends.

Wow, the other day she was nice to me and now she isn't, Rhiannon Akey is totally being a fake friend.

by UrbanDict54321123 July 07, 2015

Fake Friend

A person that pretended to be your bff but eventuality drops you or starts to be mean to you.

A:Wow Are you and * Insert name here* still friends?

B: No they turned out to be a fake friend...

by Siennaoof September 30, 2018

Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.

She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

pencil friend

someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class

person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"

roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."

person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."

by joanie30 November 16, 2011

Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

by The Wicked Chica October 20, 2010