turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(

JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

Turtles

The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch

And i opp is that a plastic straw. Save the turtles sksksks

by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019

Ass Turtle

Another word for retard.

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"

by Dosoboi October 12, 2019

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018

Turtling

When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass

Hey man brb I think I'm turtling

by Cupacorn September 13, 2017

turtle up

When a pregnant woman falls on her and can not get up.

Dude, did you see that pregnant lady fall? she went turtle up!!!

by bbyeater October 11, 2017

atomic turtle

Atomic Turtle is a league of legends player known for Yasuo, he plays on the server eune and has been recognized for being one of the best Yasuo's in his elo.

That guys Yasuo is so Atomic Turtle

Is that Atomic Turtle?

by ThatOneCommunistGuy October 22, 2017