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chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016
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Turtle

A nigga that cool to chill with and nice and awesome friend that will have your back in the end. Don't fuck with him he will fight you and win. We never backs down.
Turtle is really chill
by Turle will back me up October 13, 2016
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TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic
Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
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Turtling

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.
Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.
by The penguin king March 7, 2018
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Turtle

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet
Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris
by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018
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turtling

In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.
Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"
by __Vano February 11, 2023
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Turtle

A marine animal that has a shell.
by turtleman14 September 13, 2022
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