The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 03, 2020
I rode the poom train to 34th street in Manhattan.
In Newark Penn station: you can take the POOM, Amtrak, NJT commuters trains and NJT light rail.
In Newark Penn station: you can take the POOM, Amtrak, NJT commuters trains and NJT light rail.
by EMD F59PHI August 20, 2024
A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
by Arbie H November 27, 2013
When you race your friend in his car and you leave him so far behind there is enough space to fit exactly one train car in between your bumpers
by monkey_jizz August 11, 2017
by Po Boy June 19, 2017
Autistic people usually like trains.
So if someone tells you that you like trains, do not let it slide
So if someone tells you that you like trains, do not let it slide
Yo, that guy over there definitely like trains.
That guy got the answer stupidly wrong, he definitely likes trains
You like trains, because you got the answer so wrong.
That guy got the answer stupidly wrong, he definitely likes trains
You like trains, because you got the answer so wrong.
by BH_Productions April 27, 2023
by swag moneyyyy March 20, 2020