A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021
The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
by theelitephayze69420 December 07, 2024
Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.
by 011000110 June 23, 2017
by Dumezich January 10, 2017
Nerds Candy is a food. it tastes like ether pure sugar or lemon. in my opinion is good if you like to suffer
by bmeth999999 June 19, 2022
by khadijah1 May 09, 2020