gay friend

An insult, although not meant to disparage actual gay people. It is a pheneomenon in which a heterosexual man unsuccessfully attempts to woo a woman and winds up being an intimate but wholly platonic friend instead. The man naively believes that if he just sticks around long enough, and shows the woman his sincerity, a romantic relationship will eventually develop. In actuality, this will never, ever happen. Hence the man is the "de-facto gay friend." One can also be a "post-relationship gay friend." In this situation, a romantic relationship ends, but the woman says, "let's be friends; I still want you to be my best friend." The man, somewhat pathetically, agrees to this proposal because of confusion, cowardice, or simple foolishness.

Don't be the gay friend, dude, because she's not really interested.

by Peter Weinberger January 30, 2007

jake-be-gay

when my friend Jake is being gay.

Jake-be-gay it's so annoying.

by headass69666 June 9, 2018

benjamin is gay

benjamin is gay cuz he fuk hes dog

i se benjamin is gay today

by titihunter542 September 10, 2019

gay pride

Collective noun for a group of gay lions.

There aren't any lionesses, it must be a gay pride.

by Andy April 20, 2004

Ryan is gay

Ryan is gay and loves men

Ryan is gay.

by Ryan is gay and loves men October 24, 2020

Gay Sex

Literally the opposite of heterosexual sex.

Typically between 2 gay men, but can easily be between 2 gay (lesbian) women.

“Hey, Victor... WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX?”

“Sure, let’s do it...”

“Let’s 69 first!”

“That’s hot.”

by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019

gay plus

extremely, super, extravagantly, or extraordinarily gay

Did you see that guy jacking off that other guy while singing about rainbows? He's gay plus.

by pimperrump January 24, 2006