5 Second Rule

The rule that applies to lost or fallen objects, typically food, that hits the floor. The rule applies to general areas, and does not apply to anything in a bathroom. Using this rule makes it OK to pick up said object in under 5 seconds, under the presumption that no germs attached themselves in such a short period of time.

If your gum just dropped on the floor, pick it up and say "5 Second Rule", then place it back in your mouth.

by Mac the Movieguy July 10, 2004

5 second rule

The rule that states if any edible object should touch the ground it may still be eaten if picked up within 5 seconds. (No matter how nasty the ground or surface may be.)

Tanisha dropped an M&M on the wet and dirty bathroom floor but ate it anyway claiming it was safe due to the 5 second rule.

by Anthony July 10, 2004

sucky sucky 5 dollah!

NOT ORIGINALLY FROM SOUTH PARk, Hails from full metal jacket, during the scene with pvt. joker and rafterman are sitting outside a cafe and a vietnamese prostitute offers them her services, shortly after.. rafterman gets his camera stolen

Prostitute: hey solja boy, you looking for a good time?
pvt. joker: How much for the two us?

Prostitute: 25 dowah, me love you long time

pvt. joker: 15 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend!

prostitute: 15 dowah ok 15 dowah, sucky sucky 5 dollah! me love you long time

(to rafterman)pvtjoker: you know have these dink whores are serving officers in the vietcong army

by HungryHerb July 24, 2010

Persona 5

The most overrated game in the persona series yet they just combined persona 3 and 4 with some twist

Bro I hate persona 5

by Blazehehe April 26, 2022

and then i found 5 dollars

the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"

Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome

by WEWJ April 20, 2011

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.

Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.

by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011

5-day pants rule

In a college environment, a student's wardrobe is governed chiefly by the "5-day pants rule" (FDPR). The FDPR states that any student may wear the same pair of pants no longer than 5 consecutive days, after which they must change pants and shower. Most new college kids perceive this as excessive, and are new to the idea of not showering every day, but Sophomores and beyond know the need for this rule.

"Hey man, 5-day pants rule, and they've been rank since you spilled milk on day 3."

"Ahh, you're right. Better go change up."

by Justin Briggs 1984 October 22, 2006