touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025

ass

ass is a thing in your back when people stick their penis in their asshole and they nut in the hole. Sometimes ass is fat that you want to nut in them like Gracie Bon, and Ice Spice. Ass is sometimes small or big.

ME: Man that ASS is fat as shit bro
Her: HELL YAH GIRL
Me: I'll sperm in that

by BINGGGCHILLINGG!!!! February 7, 2025

Bounce that ass

Something that smells like ass. Specifically ass thats been ran thru in the past 30 mins.

I dont know who it is, but one of yall smells like a can of bounce that ass

by George N. February 7, 2025

Up yo ass

The response you give when someone you dislike or just your friend ask where one of their possessions are

Katie: where's my pencil?

John: Up yo ass

by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025

bounce the fuck that ass

The air released from twerking, pungent smell.

ew it smells like bounce the fuck that ass in here

by panda1111 February 9, 2025

belgian ass grazing

painting your ass hair green and then letting goats graze it and eat your ass hairs.

i love belgian ass grazing

by Les_6789 February 11, 2025

freaky ass nigga

your freak ass twin who would do anything for 20 bucks

defining freaky ass nigga
Jamal:ay I'd do anything for 20 bucks!

dayvon: get your freaky ass outa here nigga!

by dayvon associate February 13, 2025