lick your face

When someone so cute you just gotta give ‘em a little lick. Pure adorable.

I just want to lick your face.

by Gaysaf March 2, 2022

Big ass tittie face

You are a big ass tittie face means yo ass is to big and yo titties are bigger than yo face

Hey woman you got a big ass tittie face :) ;)

by Bigboi099 March 7, 2022

Post-Zoom Face

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".

Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long

by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022

Driving Bitch Face

Whilst driving a 90’s Japanese Sports car that look of satisfaction that is embedded so deeply one could confuse it with adultery

Al- “Yo Davo! Looks like you really love driving your S4 RX7?”
Davo- Sitting behind the wheel, silence, nothing but - Driving Bitch Face…
Al-“respect..”

by Dip1nutNowgit2? March 24, 2022

RBF - Resting Bass Face

Resting Bass Face is super similar to a resting b*tch face! We’ve all seen an RBF in our lifetime.

“Dude that girl had an RBF!” - @HippieFl1p

“More like a RBF - Resting Bass Face!” - @FriskyHug

by HippieFl1p April 5, 2022

Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

The Greatest Fact

That the infinite line of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of complex integrals.

These complex integrals have a tautological relationship with a group of pseudorandom numbers.

Furthermore; one's intentions have a bijective relationship with one's thoughts because the pseudorandom numbers are one's thoughts.

The Greatest Fact In The Universe is the inversion of nominalism: inverted nominalism...

In inverted nominalism, the infinite set of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of trienes each of which have a surface area of one. Furthermore the uncountable SET of of trienes, called the triene-function, ALSO has a surface area of 1.

Thus, it is the complex INTEGRALS that are the trienes and NOT the complex numbers that are the trienes.

This is in contrast to nominalism in which an infinite number of Tarski breaks divides an uncountable group of Tarski lines due to the spinning of the dark-gravity-points at the edge of sublumination..

by flightfacilities May 6, 2022