Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage

by Captain haha August 12, 2021

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Ass clown

A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.

Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall

by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021

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Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

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Side-Ass

Simliar to side-boob, but with ass...

"This tattoo is on their side-ass,"

by Fiveduck June 26, 2021

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Ass-tray

An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.

Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.

by Rumplestiltskino December 9, 2019

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