Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.

Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.

by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022

Ass

National ass day is July 5th

Ass goes to sleep, ass on counter, ass.

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Bitch ass nigga

DAESHAUN GREGORY BOYD

He’s a bitch ass nigga bc he act like a bitch and don’t know how to treat a woman like a woman

by anonymous October 28, 2022

cig ass

Noun: a type of person or an individual whose anus smells like cigarettes. One who likes having cigs shoved up their asshole.

Tanya has pungent cig ass you can smell when she takes off her panties.

Renders is a real cig ass.

Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.

by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022

jack-hole-ass-hole

Someone who’s a jack ass and a ass hole

Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”

Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”

Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”

Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”

by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025

playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019