Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

Bitch ass boy

Somebody that gets told what to do by their gf

This bitch ass boy forgot to keep bros before hoes and his girlfriend said “get off the phone and he actually hung up

by PrimetimeJJ January 4, 2025

stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back

i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week

by bluebear January 7, 2025

bombo-ass

When the rear end of a lady is so large that it might be considered dangerous.

Damn that's some bombo-ass fr, I dont think I can handle all that.

by Bombo man January 7, 2025

A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan

Jimmy Carper: "Warren J. harding just saidd he was a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386"

kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!

by non epik swan pose January 7, 2025

Tub-ass

When a person is extremely obese. Like their ass is the size of a tub.

Becky to Amanda: You see Lucy over there?
Amanda: Omg yes girl, she is such a tub-ass.
Lucy: Who you calling a tub-ass, bitch?

by longdonglee January 10, 2025

rhinoceros ass

An odor so foul and disgusting it can cause one to vomit violently and destroy a city block.

Larry walked into the primate house at the zoo and exclaimed “it smells like rhinoceros ass in here!” He headed for the nearest garbage can where he proceeded to puke his guts out.

by joseph blough January 12, 2025