National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 1, 2021

Dick

Ur cock is ur dick

When u wanna pee u use dick

by anonymous April 1, 2021

stick dick

acropora elitists that look down on everyone else like they are peasants

That stick dick has some really nice frags for sale.

by mickeys reef <*))))< April 1, 2021

National Suck a Dick Day

Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!

Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"

by anonymous April 2, 2021

Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021

Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis

Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.

by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021