Ass bigat

When your boyfriend is a douche but he doesn’t like the word douche. So you substitute it.

Wow, that frat boy is such an ass bigat for wearing those salmon pants and boat shoes.

by Yogirlayy October 28, 2017

national ass pic day

yo may 15th is national ass pic day
send an ass pic to you significant other to receive one back

girl #1: yo it’s national ass pic day, i should definitely send my gf an ass pic.
girl #2: i hear if you send an ass pic you receive one back

by imgayandilikefrogs May 14, 2022

Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.

"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.

by JosephL. June 25, 2020

ass fangs

not a real thing

I've never heard anyone call that juicy piece of ass you can see from the front 'ass fangs'

by shortycorgis January 6, 2021

thumb-ass

when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs

bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.

by cumslider February 1, 2024

Ass wipe

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka

Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself

by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019

Wipe yo ass wid it

To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.

“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”

by BboiSnakeSauce February 8, 2024