National Nonexistent Day

National Nonexistent Day takes place on Feb 31st, because, the day doesnt exist.

You: Hey man, what day is it?
Man: Well, it is not National Nonexistent Day!

by secrettdev February 18, 2023

National skip school day

December 10th is national skip school day

If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck

Freddy are you going to school tomorrow

No Ella it’s national skip school day

by Djsihs December 8, 2019

hours per day

The de facto SI unit of screen time, measured in hours per day, commonly used to quantify how much time individuals spend in front of screens.

My friends and I joked that our screen time hourage was off the charts this weekend, hitting at least six hours per day binge-watching our favorite series!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu

"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"

by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021

Kick A Mexican Day

March 4th, is Kick a Mexican Day. Kick a border hopper back over the fence

Did you know that march 4th is Kick a Mexican Day

by YourAverageMexicanHater March 4, 2024

Grab Ass Day

every October 30th, you can get a hand for of ass for anybody you want

person A: bro its Grab Ass Day!! person B: I know I'm so hyped I'm going to grab so much ass!!

by Adecider October 12, 2022

national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates

“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”

by sesh lads October 17, 2022