Ass Trap

When a persons ass is so big that you find it hard to breathe when you're eating it out

Andres: I had to stop eating out her booty

Josh: Why?
Andres: It was too big and I just couldn't breathe

Josh: She got that ass trap

by blueTenor June 22, 2016

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Grab ass Day!

This is the Day when you are allowed to grab a persons ass Andy blame that it is grab ass day

So you go to a girl you want to grab ass on and then you just do it because it is grab ass day!

by Thanks me later October 2, 2019

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The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

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Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

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