National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares

tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

hit me up with your digits

This means give Allyssa your phone number and do not punch her in the face up into the sky!

New phone, new number. Hit me up with your digits!

by allygatortears June 03, 2014

be like whats up

When whatever is being referred to is doing something it is not supposed to be doing or taking a form it is not usually in. Mostley used in dark humor.

(a chicken is found frozen and dead)
"chicken be like whats up"

by Bjapayot3 March 10, 2019

onna pull up

Do u wanna come over or wanna link.

Ayy kesha onna pull up

by Onna pull up February 09, 2022

Fix it up

To have a sexual encounter with someone. Typically a hook-up.

Johnny: Bro remember when Vanessa sucked both of us off for a vape
Chris: Lmao how could I forget?

Johnny: True, I'm tryna fix it up with her so bad

by Brandsyhsgs March 21, 2023

beat up kuborblx day

On January 2nd you can beat up kubo and he will not fight back, because he's a dumbass.

guy 1: hey it's beat up kuborblx day!
guy 2: oh yeah i forgot! let's doxx him and fly to his home to beat him up!
guy 1: yes!!! great idea!!

by kuborblx December 07, 2021

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 19, 2024