Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
Get the Mountain dickmug. Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.
by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019
Get the dick slapmug. "Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"
"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"
"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"
by fishboy123 August 30, 2013
Get the call in dickmug. by bisexygirl179 April 4, 2017
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by kingaris_pro November 22, 2021
Get the Dickmug. Darker than black people
by Sinop24 August 12, 2017
Get the Dark as dickmug.