Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022

Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure

“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”

by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019

Dick

What I need right now.

Damn, I’m really craving some dick!

by King 🐕 May 29, 2019

Swoop dick

A mans ding dong that has a slite curve like a banana

Look at that swoop dick he has

by Wickles January 18, 2024

dicking around

messing around while being an asshole

N: your a bitch

R: *cries*
N: sorry. I was just dicking around

by diesel319 February 21, 2015

Dick

The most tasty treat your succelent lips may taste

Dick is yummy

by hellohibyemerci July 11, 2023

dick

1.
a man's penis.
2.
anything at all.
3.
waste time; mess around

1.

"I want that big black dick in my fanny."
2.
"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"
3.
"Ugh, your such a dick!"

by Emily Davidson July 10, 2022