Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid

get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick

by godzilla cock July 5, 2017

dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois

My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...

by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016

emo dick

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore

¨when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore emo dick¨

by bbeli January 10, 2022

Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together

"Let's go to dick church."

by Constrain December 6, 2017

Dick in a pussy

When you are having sex

I was made when my dad stuck his dick in a pussy

by Play toy June 11, 2020

Chla Dick

A penis / male infected with Chlamydia. Usually transmitted through penetration, altho in rarer cases Chla Dick can be so toxic that is transmitted through their “witty”banter.

Enough of your Chla dick. Infecting half of Klute was bad enough but your unusual discharge has now bought down 90% of Hatfield ‘s finest men .

by Wedwow November 6, 2023